Size jokes

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Why do midgets run on balls?

Because the grass tickles them.

Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.