Your d*** size...
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
I'm looking for women put your height weight and bra size in the comments
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
Kyles penis is small
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
