Size jokes
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.