Size jokes
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.