Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Biggest balls?
What's big and black?
My balls.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Why are orphans so lucky? Every crisp packet is family sized
