Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Mine never stops.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
What's the best part of being an orphan? All the chips and many bars are family sized.
