Size jokes

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"