Size jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.