how do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
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Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Suzy: How did johna fit in the whale? Teacher: Whales are very big but have small moths, so johna did not actually fit in the whale. Suzy: well the bible says he did Teacher: He did not Suzy: when I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven, maybe he went to hell Suzy: Than you can ask him.
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Big penis
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
