Size jokes

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.