Sisters jokes
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
My sister was getting something from the basement, and seeing rats, she said: "Rats are so disgusting and ugly."
I turned to her, "Sis, self-hate is not okay."
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers? A virgin.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!