Sisters jokes

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

My sister 🤣😂

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"

The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"

The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"

The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"

The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your father's dick tastes funny.

Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

Later!

A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"

What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?

There is no difference.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.