Sisters jokes

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

Dr. Seuss dark jokes.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!

Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?

Her sister is a real Dess-ember!

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

My sister 🤣😂

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"

The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"

The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"

The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"

The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your father's dick tastes funny.