Sisters Jokes

What do you call my sister

Suicidal

osmetimes when i think im ugly i just think of my sister and it makes me feel better

I rang my boss and said I’m really sick I won’t be coming into work, my boss said Davo your sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now? I replied well I’m in bed with my sister!

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks, dad.

Dad: No problem Quarantine.

An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?

Me:whats yellow and cant swim?

My sister: What??

Me:a school bus filled with kids

SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...

my sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said "pick one"

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

I told my sister a Dairy joke,

She said it was cheesy.

I was at a funeral and told a joke and my sister said “I’m dead” so I said “that’s what she said.”

Cow A:I slept with your sister

Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl

all the other cows:

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