Sisters Jokes

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.

how old are my girlfriends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

The image contains text that reads "My sister: *Hits my foot by accident* Me: 'Ouch, you just broke-'" above an image of cells dividing.

What’s worse than banging your sister?

Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

What's the difference between you and your sister?

Your dad.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.