Sisters jokes

Guy

  • This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

    Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

    http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

    https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

    You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

    Sister

  • My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

    I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

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  • Incest

  • how old are my girlfriends

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

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  • Threesome

  • I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

    It was wrong on so many levels.

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  • Sister

  • Hi, are you even my sister?

    Yes, I am.

    No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

    Car Seat

  • Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

    Adoption

  • A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

    Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

    The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

    Sister

  • Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

    You: What?

    Me: She let it go, let it go!

    Snake

  • A sister went to her brother's room and says,

    "I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

    "Yes, sis."

    "What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

    "My pet snake."

    "Can I pet it?"

    "Yes."

    He wakes up in a hospital.

    "What happened?"

    "Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

    "You dummy!"

    "Whaaat?"

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  • Abortion clinic

  • I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

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