My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Ok everyone on this wepsite.... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS the person who claims hes my "brother" is firesharky he is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick u to think i have a brother but i dont.
I told my sister that when you got to bed with an itchy but your going to have smelly fingers in the morning and i've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Hello I am Ren sister of Gwen
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Sometimes I feel ugly but then I think of my sister
I gave my sister and compliment and say she's pretty than while she was saying thanks I said pretty ugly.
Me: you are pretty her: thanks me: pretty ugly
I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull
Spell peppa.okay.p e p p a . hahaha!you said peepee . I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves peppa pig and has a backpack of it.So I told her to spell her backpacks letters and tricked her...And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
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I bought my sister a trampoline she sat in hur wheelchair and cryed
My mom said my sister was an angel but when i threw her out the window she didnt fly
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
My sister lost two things today 1: Her virginity 2: Her job at the zoo
What do you say when you sisters annoying you
Go oasis ( go away sis)
Sister
Your sister’s so short she needs to roll up her panties
What do you say if you want to borrow you black sisters foundation - got any lighter shades
One time i looked out the window and then i saw my sister and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"
