Sisters jokes

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.

how old are my girlfriends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

What’s worse than banging your sister?

Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

What's the difference between you and your sister?

Your dad.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.