Sisters jokes

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.

Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.

My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"

What's the best part about plowing your cousin?

- It makes your sister jealous.

Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?

Dad: Because she was made there.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.

The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."

So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?

Kick his sister's jaw.