Sisters Jokes

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"

What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?

-It makes your sister jealous

Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.