Sisters jokes

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

My sister looks like Santa Claus.

"You are so pretty?"

"No, too many people!"

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

My sister saved a guy from suicide last week.

She was hiking and the guy was on the ridge of a high, narrow cliff. She talked him down, but I think he was just being edgy.

I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.

What's the difference between you and your sister?

Your dad.

Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?

Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.

Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!

Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.

Gina: Do you know my sister's name?

Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.

Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"

The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."

The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"

The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."

At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."

The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.