Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
Were u born on a highway cause that’s were accident mostly happen
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
I saw my girlfriend walking by. I told her, "Wow, you look so beautiful!" and then we started to talk. Then someone came behind me. She said, "What are you doing?" I said, "I'm flirting," and I remember I was talking to my mom, and my girlfriend was HER MOM, which is my sister, but my girlfriend/sister IS MY WIFE, but my mom is my wife too. Looks like I'm getting a divorced but which one, my girlfriend [or] my mom?
What is it about sisters who argue?
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
One day there was a boy who needed the toilet, so he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says "yes, but before you go, what are the first 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy replies, "I don't know, miss..." The teacher says that he will have to wait.
Later, the boy goes home to his mom who is on the phone. He asks, "What is the first letter in the alphabet?" His mom says, "Oh, shut up!" So the boy goes to his dad who is playing darts and says, "What is the second letter in the alphabet?" His dad says "180!" So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks, "What is the 3rd letter in the alphabet?" The sister says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"
The next day, the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again, so he goes to ask if he can go, and the teacher says, "Yes, but before you go, what are the 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy says, "Oh, shut up!" The teacher is angry about that, so she says, "What is the second one?" "180!" says the boy, and the teacher asks him where he is from, and the boy says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"
The end.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
