Sister jokes
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"