Sister jokes

When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!

When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?

A: My sister.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.

When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.

I saw my girlfriend walking by. I told her, "Wow, you look so beautiful!" and then we started to talk. Then someone came behind me. She said, "What are you doing?" I said, "I'm flirting," and I remember I was talking to my mom, and my girlfriend was HER MOM, which is my sister, but my girlfriend/sister IS MY WIFE, but my mom is my wife too. Looks like I'm getting a divorced but which one, my girlfriend [or] my mom?

What is it about sisters who argue?

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?

My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"