Sister jokes

Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?

Because they don’t have a sister.

How do kill a redneck?

Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.

An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"

Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"

I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.

He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"

My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.

My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Ur mom.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.