Sister jokes

Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

Cool kid: I slept with your sister.

Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.

Everyone else: :O

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your father's dick tastes funny.

How did the guy greet his wife?

"Howdy, sister!"

When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.

By the way, have you seen my sister?

When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?

A: My sister.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.