Sister jokes

How did the guy greet his wife?

"Howdy, sister!"

When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.

By the way, have you seen my sister?

When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?

A: My sister.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.

When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.

I saw my girlfriend walking by. I told her, "Wow, you look so beautiful!" and then we started to talk. Then someone came behind me. She said, "What are you doing?" I said, "I'm flirting," and I remember I was talking to my mom, and my girlfriend was HER MOM, which is my sister, but my girlfriend/sister IS MY WIFE, but my mom is my wife too. Looks like I'm getting a divorced but which one, my girlfriend [or] my mom?

What is it about sisters who argue?

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?

My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.