Sister jokes

What is so annoying? A younger sister.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.

What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

Your sister is your mother.

Your father is your brother.

You all shag one another.

The Inbred family.

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵

What do you say when you sister's annoying you?

Go oasis (go away sis)!

It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!

My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

Dr. Seuss dark jokes.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.