What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
