i got my sister a book and she cried there but i forgot she was blind
ima tell these to my adopted sister
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What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”
So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said”mom told me to” and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thing👍
My sis came up to me and said " mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year " "so uhh you free tomorow?" 😂
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook
my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis
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What did the step brother and step sister do together? OOOF MITOSIS
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I saw a trophy in my sister room. So I said congratulations for your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I ask why. My sister said I won because I give the best best jobs.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
What do you call a alligator that likes donuts:a donutator
5 people went to a store the ask for a menu”the waitress said”I will be right back.
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