Sister jokes

Every woman will die in five seconds.

Mother: Dies.

Sister: Dies.

Girlfriend: Lives.

You: 🤬

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."

I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"

I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.

I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!

What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?

Oof, mitosis!

My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.

Why did Johnny cry?

He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.

I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.