Sister jokes
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!