Sister jokes
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"