Sister jokes

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!

What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?

Oof, mitosis!

My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.

Why did Johnny cry?

He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.

I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

Cool kid: I slept with your sister.

Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.

Everyone else: :O

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your father's dick tastes funny.