Sister

Sister jokes

Age

When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

Girlfriend

Every woman will die in five seconds.

Mother: Dies.

Sister: Dies.

Girlfriend: Lives.

You: 🤬

Banana

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."

Fire

I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"

Memes

Sister memes

Book

I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.

Family

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

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    • Rape

    My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.

  • 3

    • Reason

    What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

    Reply back with “Because you were born.”

    Phone

    So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

    Trash

    My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

    "So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

    Nut

    Brother: Your nuts!

    Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

    T-Series

    I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!