How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
My sister boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
