Sister

Sister jokes

Daughter

  • My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

    Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

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  • Incest

  • how old are my girlfriends

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

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  • Killer

  • One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!

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  • Dad

  • My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.

    Santa

  • You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

    How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

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  • Friend

  • Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

    Friend B: "I was until last night."

    Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

    Friend B: "Your sister."

    Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

    Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

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  • Difference

  • What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.

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  • Fitness

  • I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

    Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

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  • Banana

  • I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."

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  • Wig

  • So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

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