
Sister jokes
My brother when he sees a girl.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
