Sister jokes
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Suck!
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Kylin fucks his sister.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.