Sister jokes

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

Who's in my ass?

Your sister.

Kylin fucks his sister.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Suck!

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Deez.

Deez who?

Deez nuts!

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"