Sister jokes

I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Ur mom.

I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.