Sister

Sister jokes

Funeral

    • My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

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    • Name

    • Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?

    Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.

    Boy: Okay, Dad.

    Dad: No problem, Brick.

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    • Incest

    • Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

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    • Family

    • So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."

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    • Sister memes

    Hotdog

    • One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

    Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

    My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

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    • Incest

    • Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

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    • Door

    • My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

    Name

    • If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

    Guy

    • I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

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    • Mitosis

    • What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

    Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)

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    • Egg

    • I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.

    Bear

    • Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

    Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

    Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

    *Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

    Lionel: AHHHHHHH

    Peepee

    • Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

    I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

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