My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing so I threw her out the window instead
keep smearing that make-up around your face maybe you'll get somewhere with it
My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.
Balls
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
How do you circumcise a redneck Kick his sister in the chin
How do you circumsice a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call my sister
Suicidal
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.
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my brother when he sees a girl
osmetimes when i think im ugly i just think of my sister and it makes me feel better
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
My sister told me words don't hurt her so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
Cow A:I slept with your sister
Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl
all the other cows:
:O
My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your step father.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
