Sister

Sister Jokes

Friend a Why you still a virgin bro Friend b I was until was night

Friend a nah nah who with Friend b your sister Friend a I don't have a sister Friend just wait 9 months you'll see

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta

As a son I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CCD. It was on speaker so me and mom hear both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.

I went home to & I saw my friend kissing my sister I say what’s going on. They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said alright. The next morning I see my friend kissing my mom I said what going here. They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift I’m your best friend. 2 gift I’m your new brother n law. 3 gift I’m your new stepfather. I felt so happy I had a friend that looking out for me.

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing so I threw her out the window instead