Sister jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to Chick-fil-A.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

I got a sister.

That was a big mistake.

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

You're more uglier.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.

One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.

So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.

I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."

The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.

Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.