Sister jokes

Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny

You're more uglier.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to Chick-fil-A.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

I got a sister.

That was a big mistake.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.

As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.

One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.

So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.

I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."

The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.