Silly

Silly jokes

Gender

  • Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

    Me: Uh, male?..

    Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

    Me: You silly goose.

    *Silence for like three seconds*

    Me: Still male though-

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  • Weapon

  • 💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*

    The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."
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  • Community talk

  • Geo, you haunt me. My nightmares. and my dreams, the nights you begged for me to stay with you. Even if you were hours away, I needed you. We were meant to meet yesterday. I showed up anyway like the fool I am just to think of the possibilities. We were friends, maybe even more. I cried that last time begging you to stay, maybe this will be the last time I cry about you. I found someone new, someone who treats me 100… Read more

  • (As per Cosmo's request)

    Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.

    “Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sil… Read more