Animal Crossing jokes

Minecraft

  • Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

    Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.

    Cartoon

  • Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

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  • Hobo

  • Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

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  • Community talk

  • Hi! My name is Kuromi. I identify as catgender (no hate please), and I don't care!!! My pronouns are they/it/nya/meow. Please respect my pronouns. I love mochi, Animal Crossing, and traveling. I am from Brookyln!

  • Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isab… Read more