Why cant the orphan go on a feild trip because he cant sign the parents signature
Why can’t orphan go on field trips.
They need parent sign
I love Alabama. I live their. I have a sign that says Sweet Home Alabama!
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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Why cant orphans go on field trips
They dont have anybody to sign the form
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language
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1: hey 2:what 1:we're outta paint 2:*HMM* (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god" Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld"
Mother: "Yeah I picked you up at the giftshop on my way out" Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan"
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55." The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!" The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful." At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible." The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
what does the sign say on the hooker house say afterwards they were on lockdown? A. We're on lockdown get lost pervert.
q:what did the sign say on the whore house a:beat it where closed
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Rapeboat has 6 fingers on each hand an 1 big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed' f u'
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stop sign: if you speed ill call your parents orphans: going 180
