Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Welcome to the X Union. Sign up below.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
