Sign jokes

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"

Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?

Because he can't sign the parent's signature.

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

Why can't orphans play games?

Parents signed.

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

Welcome to the X Union. Sign up below.

What language do billboards speak?

Sign language.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

They don't have anybody to sign the form.

1: Hey.

2: What?

1: We're outta paint.

2: *HMM*

(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"