Sign jokes
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
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Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)