Sign Jokes

Soliciters are more likely to harrass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

What language do billboards speak?

Sign language

Welcome to the X Union. Sign up below the joke here.

I love Alabama. I live their. I have a sign that says Sweet Home Alabama!

1: hey 2:what 1:we're outta paint 2:*HMM* (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)

Why cant orphans go on field trips

They dont have anybody to sign the form

Why can’t orphan go on field trips.

They need parent sign

Manly, Leonard 9:34 AM (1 minute ago) to me

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Rapeboat has 6 fingers on each hand an 1 big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding

Yo mama is so stupid, when she went took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left”, she went home.

q:what did the sign say on the whore house a:beat it where closed

Paddys beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 yrs they have been married . The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex and a cool breeze may help . Being a bit of a cheapo , he decides not to buy a fan , but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act . After half an hour, still no sign of success so his mate suggests swapping places . ' I'll have a try Paddy , you waft the towel ' Paddy agrees , and after two or three minutes Paddys wife has a moment of sexual pleasure screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years . Paddy taps his mate Mick on teh shoulder and says 'And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel' !

stop sign: if you speed ill call your parents orphans: going 180

Hi my name is unknown guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week! Thanks leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in google forms or own the website. Hint: Pictures of woman. btw for men only!