What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash
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Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”
"it never gets old" "just like a sick kid"
what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....
Tim and Tom where at work Tim say I sick of this I going to act like a idot to get sent home so Tim was on the roof saying I am a light bulb the boss walk in and say Tim go home your acting like a dick the the say Tom why you packing up for he says I can't work in the fucking dark can I
What does a bird say when it gets sick? I flu!
Wat do you give a sick bird? Tweet-ment!
The orphan wanted to call home sick but there was no one
the orphan went to school to have food but there was no money in his account
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu? One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Why do vampires Are always sick because they are coffin
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