I rang my boss and said I’m really sick I won’t be coming into work, my boss said Davo your sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now? I replied well I’m in bed with my sister!
How did the tree get sick
It got tinsel-itis
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
Prankster is Backster...DANG IT: Hey guys, prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I won't have to go to school. Introduction: This prank was commentited a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning! 1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives...will those are main ingreidents. 2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just make it look really like barf...no going to school today! 3. I put it under the sofa just give it some solid scence to it. 4. I fix my breakfast eggs and becon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need some thing its in my room I don't want to get cause it would wast time" She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good''! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...aboulty nothing! Will thats the prankster anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 1) To catch some SICK WAVES
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
The orphan wanted to call home sick but there was no one
the orphan went to school to have food but there was no money in his account
Wat do you give a sick bird? Tweet-ment!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu? One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
How do sick Mexicans say hello? "Ebola"
Why do vampires Are always sick because they are coffin
P1:What's the difference between a kid and a hooker? P2:I don't know P1:Wow you sick fuck!
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
I am sick and tired of horror movies it is always the stupid ones that die first. when you see a guy in a dark bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; Don't scream run.
