why did the toad cross the road to show his girlfreind he had guts
Pokemon:What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
anti funny joke why do depressed people want to kill them selves to be loved on the news show for 10 minutes
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
“Okay guys, watch very carefully because i can only show you this demonstration once.”
bunger got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or ...
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
this orphan showed me a family photo but it was just a selfie
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What show do orphans relate to I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
this is not a joke but if your uncle tells you, "{ bend over, touch your toes, i'll show you were the monster goes." don't do it hehhehehehehe.
What is the cherries favourite cartoon?
Tom and cherry😃😃😎😎😆😆
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work? Because it was on strike.
Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
