Shorts jokes
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
I was staying over at my friend's; for the purpose of the joke, he shall be called Kian. It was 03:00 am and everyone else was asleep when I heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it. Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge; it was thought he had a huge slong.
The banging was getting louder, and so too was my heartbeat. I opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked. There was a glory hole through the wall where I could make it Kian's ass. This is what I have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts, which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards John. I shoved [my] 1-inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "You little gimp, get on the bed."
Kian came in the room with a 2-litre bottle of Irn Bru. He demanded, "What the fudge are you doing?"
I replied smoothly, "Kian, you tracksuit warrior, you have a camel toe!"
Kian fires back, "Shut it, Paul, you have genital warts!"
John screams, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
He then gives us it so rough I can't walk the next day, but [I] feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.