Onion ring jokes
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?
He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.