Onion ring jokes

How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

what's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop up an onion.

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.

Onions was a good dog.

Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!