Morbid jokes

Anonymous

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work…

He’s a suicide bomber.

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He got fired.

D

yea i lost my job

M

dam you

D

Damn you

S

And to think I looked up to you? Fu*k you dad

D

Sorry. I went to get milk

S

Ummm how am I so post to get my earrings now???

D

My son had two side chicks? It’s over, I want my ring back

G

Wait till take your kid to work day

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