Anonymous
in Orphan

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Comments (65)

good job Anonymous, your parents are both proud of you. We love you so much!!! <3<3<3<3<3 PS your grandma is ded.

Ew you said oof

Haha lol

Omg yasss

Very MEAN TO ORPHANS

dont worry guys None is retarded and it literally says orphan jokes sooo LMFAO

Funny as f

Ah, thank you for reminding me that I'm an orphan

lol that is so halarious funny as heck

I love orphan jokes ◉‿◉

Lol love it u r amazing

Not bad. I like it!

Jail 💀

That was really mean.

OOF

That was really mean.

funny but cruel

Omg I get

bored in class looking at jokes

Funny! LOL!!!!!!!

Good one buddy!

ok that was funny i love it and i was an orphan

smooth

wow smooth that is cool

im at school so who cares

I NEVER SAID THAT FAKER

I can see detention after saying this to my teacher😣😣

Jk

that was funny but cruel some people are suffering dont you understand

I agree izzy

same

I saw a kid crying and I asked where his parents were... god I love working at orphanages

OMG!!!

i feel bad for laughing

Gwen you are really annoying stop coming here for attention no one cares what you think

Also Gwen this literally says jokes about orphans, so if you don’t like jokes about orphans then just don’t come here

Oh no I feel bad for the teacher but get it to students

LAMO THATS GOOD but why the oof

omg so lol

Thats a big RIP for the teacher......he should kill himself

Knock knock who’s there not your mom

or your dad

I feel of my bed lol so funny

BRUH YOUR MEAN!

violated

Teacher must feel bad

That is fucked up. (very funny tho)

yall be messed up (good joke though)

That's not funny it's very F******* rude and yall messed up and change like srsly

yo

Thats not funny In the slightest, just offensive!!! Whoever wrote that joke needs to grow up and act their age, and clearly they don’t know the line between dark humour and just pure rudeness. normally I have a brilliant sense of humour but to someone like myself who has a visual impairment and who has been through the care system it’s not funny in the slightest it’s a very hard life. Just some advice Think before you post in future.

Bruh, i love these jokes, if yall think this is messed up, think again

bruh it just a joke! and its really funny so ya

This is a masterclass of dark orphan jokes i love you guys

Orphans

I love this site love most the people on it except the ones that say it’s offensive, although it is, it’s also said orphan jokes 😂😂😂😂

this was perfectly timed to my music

Hog

OH DAMN THE POOR TEACHER

LOL

what did the teacher do lol

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