Short jokes
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!