Short jokes

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

I'm about to cum!

Why is hangman always done in black ink?

To make it more realistic.

At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."

If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.

If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!