Short jokes
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Jas.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight