Short jokes
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
dik.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
I have cripple and depression.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Krusty nut
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Siu!!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.