One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe
Why didn't the boy like his christmas presents, hint: they were a soccer, bicycle, and running shoes?
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
(not original, but I forgot the source)
What shoe told feet put me on your feet
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
What are a orphans favorite shoes?
White vans
The Egyptian god of sun name is KA
My friend : Where does the sun god go to get a shoe
Me : In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend : What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me : Call The Police Ka !!!
What so you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe
How does hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up Johnny said when he grows up hes going to be A motherfuking Hustler he's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a rolls- Royce and he's also going to have apartment in the City where his side bitch is going to live he's going to buy her expensive jewelry whatever she wants cars diamonds clothes shoes the teacher didn't know what to say so she calls on Sally what do you want to be when you grow up? Sally said I want to be Johnny's bitch.
