Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Shoes Jokes
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
