Shes jokes
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.