Shes jokes

She a hoe, she shit on herself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Coz she had no arms, bants!

How does Helen Keller smell?

Pretty bad, she's dead!

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.

How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?

Helen Killer.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.