Shes jokes

How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?

Helen Killer.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.