Shes jokes

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

What did Caesar call a person?

She-Caesar.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.

I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?

Because she had none of the above.

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!

So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"

The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"

She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"

Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!

So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"

So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!