Shes jokes
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
She's (DYM 149).
Memes
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.