Shes jokes

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

She's (DYM 149).

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!