Shes jokes

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!

My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!