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FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.

So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.

So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."

What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

A woman goes to buy a parrot.

There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.

She asks why the last one is so cheap.

The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."

The lady buys it anyway.

When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"

When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"

When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."

Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.

Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.

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My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:

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Are in the next post.

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Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!

Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!

You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?

My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.

I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"

Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.

Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!

Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.

An old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her off the edge without knowing it was her cash she wanted to check, so I died to help her!

My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD