Shes jokes

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

Bitch: Nice eyebrows.

Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?

Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat, she is fat.

Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?

She ended up under the doc[tor].

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!

What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.