Shes jokes
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Memes
Me always be like on a weekend :
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.