Shes jokes

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...

Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.