Shes jokes

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

She (DYM 126).

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.