Today at the bank a old lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her... she had really bad balance
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
yo mama soo fat! she sunk the titanic she put on a blue coat and they thought she was and iceberg!!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
echhh
how did sally die (how) she got shot
Your mom is so fat that she only knew 3 letters which is K F C
Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
