Shes jokes

Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.

No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"

His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."

The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."

One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].

Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?

Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.

When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"

A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.

Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.

Me: Nice.

Friend: She got some red on her shirt.

Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"