Shes jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo mama so nice she...

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.

Dad: Oh for god's sakes.

Dad: Epi Pen.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.