Shes jokes
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Memes
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.