Shes jokes
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Memes
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama so nice she...
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.