Shes jokes

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

Do you know who Helen Keller is?

Neither did she.

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.