Shes jokes

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."