Shes jokes

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.