Shes jokes

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?

He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.

I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.

Because obviously she doesn’t listen.

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.

Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.