Shes jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!

Do you know who Helen Keller is?

Neither did she.

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Why were her hands purple?

She heard it through the grapevine.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."