Shes jokes
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Memes
Cherish you chocolate milk.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"