Shes jokes

Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!

Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.

Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.

Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!