What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight year old girl? Smash the little bitch’s hands with a hammer so she can’t tell her mum
your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, mam take the bowling ball off of the scale
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale is said...error
yo mama so fat she takes up the whole bed
yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs
Yo mama so FAT that when she sits around the earth she sits around the earth.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.
once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad so his dad said yes then he ask what is that and his dad said it a chow chow train the next day he wanted to shower with his mom so she said yes he ask again what is that and she said it was a tunnel with light the same day he wanted to sleep with them and they said yes in the middle of the night he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards it was red.
I killed a Homeless dude now she's at funeral HOME😭💔
Why did the orphan become a str1per.So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked
An eight year old girl struggles to breath as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes he pulls his cock out of her mouth and she can breathe much better.
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie
Who was the meanest man in the world: He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
I went to MacDonald's to get a big mac, it was for his mom cause she was to fat
yo mama so fat the she plays pingpong with the planets
yo mama so fat she ate saturn and mistaked it for bubble gum
