Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call