Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh how did I survive. Fortunately being her husband I was the 1 person she wasn't fucking.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex. I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
My wife is so ugly when she was born. The doctor said I did everything I could but she pulled through anyways. When she was born the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in said not done. The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said twins. He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the after birth.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat. She buys her close at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat. She gets home her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat. She gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming. She leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon she fell in and got stuck!
You are so ugly when ur mum dropped u off at school she got fined of littering
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, your mums so fat, she broke britain two
Yo mama so fat she sat on my dick and broke it
yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady she asked which kid is mine and I responded I haven't decided yet
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
Yo mama so fat she found the barrier to outer space
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her-Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was there mother
