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Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🀣