She jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.