She jokes

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.

When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.

The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

'Cause she's a woman.

No, really. Why can't she drive?

Because she died.

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.

She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Doctor: Hands husband his baby.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.

Husband: Then give me the one she made.

Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?

A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

'Cause she will let it go.

Do you know Helen Keller?

Yes.

Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!