She jokes
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!