She jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
OUABH Core
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.