She jokes

Incest

A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"

The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."

Language

Why do you joke about Helen Keller?

She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

Waiter

The waiter recommended the rug meal.

She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Mama

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

Girlfriend

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Party Pooper

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

Mom

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Roblox

One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.

Hair

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

Man

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

Rape victim

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

Wife

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

Cheese

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.