She jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
"Fuck me."
That's what she said.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try!"
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!