She jokes

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

"Echhh!"

Doctor: Hands husband his baby.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.

Husband: Then give me the one she made.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Why do I call my priest daddy?

Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"