Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Yo mama so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Why can't orphans play baseball
Because she couldn't find homeplate
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
Yo Mama is so huge when she was born everyone died
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.
We had sex afterwards even though she lost.
