What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.