What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Sexuality Jokes
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
