Sexual Assault jokes
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'