Sexual Assault jokes
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
It's not rape if you both like it.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.