Sexual Assault jokes
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.