Seven jokes
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Community talk
School stands for S- seven C- crule H- hours O- of O- our L- lives And that's Sooo true😓Smh
six seven
I've got no balance in this life I can't let go of what I like Somebody told me in a dream That I look weaker when I cry My mother used to tell me things I know I wasn't supposed to know What's that got to do with me? How the fuck do I let go? Pitfalls from God without a rope Colored chalk around my throat How the fuck do I let go? She says, "Don't ya love me?" (And if not, then why?) She reminds me of mom (okay, alr… Read more